No Arm, No Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water?


Bob
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What do you call his dog with no legs in the water?


Bob Barker
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What do you call a woman missing one arm and one leg?


Ilene
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An Asian woman with the same affliction?

Irene
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What do you call her after the operations

Noleen
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the wall

Art
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of the door?

Mat
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a ditch?


Phil
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your BBQ grill?

Frank
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your hot tub?

Stu
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a beach?

Sandy
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell
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What do you call two guys with no arms & no legs hanging in the window?

Curt 'n Rod
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef
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What do you call a cow with only 2 legs?

Lean Ground Beef
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And last, but not least what do you call a dog with no legs?


Nothing, He's not gonna come anyway!!!!