Showing posts with label diet jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label diet jokes. Show all posts

Friday, September 26, 2008

Womens Coping Diet

THE COPING DIET

Only girlfriends can understand this one. This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.

Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Snack
The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.



Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Move Over Jenny Craig The Dawn Keye Diet

The Dawn Keye Diet. This really works.
A friend of mine, who is a nurse, talked to me about the Atkins Diet, Jenny Craig,
Weight Watchers, &the latest of course, The South Beach Diet.

Since she is a nurse, & has done a lot of study & research on dieting,
I truly think she has found the real answer to weight loss:

The Dawn Keye Diet: