Moses

Over five thousand years ago,

Moses said to the children of Israel, " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".
Nearly 75 years ago,

Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

Present!!

Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

Bill and Hillary Clinton Memoirs

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.

Hillary got $8 million for hers.

That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

How many Bush administration official

Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to
change a lightbulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its
conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack
of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal
media. There is no shortage of filament. That light bulb
has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the
lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?