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Things are so bad that....
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Hot wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ounce.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"
Motel Six won't leave the light on.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Friday, June 26, 2009
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