Why oh Why?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?


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Why does someone
believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?


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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'island'?


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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?


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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?


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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?


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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?


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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?


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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?


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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?