Actual Newspaper Ads

Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:

1. Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
   
   
2. FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
   
   
3. Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.
   
   
4. For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.