Spanish Words of the Day‏

You need to read these out loud (#11 just kills me!):

1. *Cheese*

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.



2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.



3. *Shoulder*

My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.



4. * Texas *

My fren always Texas me when I ' m not home wondering where I'm at!



5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.



6. *July*

Ju told me ju we're going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!



7. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!



8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.



9. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair



10. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.



11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.



12. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.



13. *Body wash

*I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.